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Introducing “Teamwork” – The Winner of the ‘Baton’ Caption Contest

By on Jan 31, 2012 in Contests

Well, folks- our first Caption Contest of the new year is finally over- and you’ve chosen the winner!

Congratulations to Mr. Tim Miller for his winning entry “TEAMWORK – Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else’s incompetence.”  For contributing that clever caption, Mr. Miller will soon receive $250 in the mail, courtesy of the Despair marketing department!

But as with any such contest, for every winner, there are dozens of losers.  (Actually, there were thousands!)  But even among those many losing entries, certain designs rose to the very top- by sinking to the very bottom.  We’d like to recognize just a few of the ones you rated in bottom 50- entries which, for a variety of reasons, prompted painful spasms of laughter from our writing crew.  These Losers, by virtue of their brazen OTHERNESS, have been declared Winners!

(Of a sort. The sort that win no prizes.  The sort that just get held up for special ridicule. That sort.)

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