NEW DESPAIRWEAR:

NEW DESPAIRWEAR: “The Destructor” Tee

By on Feb 7, 2012 in Products

Choose the Form of the Destructor, subcreatures! Which one will wreak havoc upon our fair nation?  Will it be a Donkey? An Elephant?  A Marshmallow Man?

Don’t think about it too much– because no matter who you chose, you’re gonna lose!

Unless of course you choose this nifty new “Choose the Form of the Destructor” t-shirt… In which case you’ll actually SAVE 25% if you order by Friday! (Har- get it? We wrote that. Just now. For real.)

Then buy it here now (before the price goes up $4!)

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