The winner of the Faceplant Caption Contest will be announced shortly. Stay tuned.

Choose the Form of the Destructor, subcreatures! Which one will wreak havoc upon our fair nation? Will it be a Donkey? An Elephant? A Marshmallow Man?
Don’t think about it too much– because no matter who you chose, you’re gonna lose!
Unless of course you choose this nifty new “Choose the Form of the Destructor” t-shirt… In which case you’ll actually SAVE 25% if you order by Friday! (Har- get it? We wrote that. Just now. For real.)
Then buy it here now (before the price goes up $4!)

The votes have been counted- and once again, a winner emerges from a crowd of losers!
Congratulations to Mr. R. Anton for his winning entry “NON-CONFORMITY - The easiest way to stand out without having to be outstanding.” For contributing the caption most favored by the semi-finalist voters, Mr. Anton wins $250!
But while this Caption Contest may have made a winner out of Mr. Anton, it also turned several thousand people into losers. And, yet again, our crack team dove in to the lowest-scoring entries in the entire contest, and designated a few of them worthy of special recognition. They were anything but mediocre. Please help us recognize them now!

Vote on the finalists here

Entries are closed on the Pencils caption contest. Vote on the submissions here







